- War on Terrorism
- France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe. Attempts to surrender to Vietnamese ambassador fail after he takes refuge in a McDonald's.

The question for any country silly enough to count on the French should not be "Can we count on the French?", but rather "How long until France collapses?"

"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion. All you do is leave behind a lot of noisy baggage."

Or, better still, the quote from last week's Wall Street Journal: "They're there when they need you."

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so school started, yay.

y the hell m i so forgetful? lets c...my physics book+binder+mandarin book on monday n my stats book today were all left somewhere in this skul, n tho i managed to get them all baq, it still sux. o yeh, i almost frgt to bring my violin baq home yesterday. my mom would've killed me if i realli did. junior years a mess, n my grades kindda suk rite now so i'll hafta pull it up...somehow...before the end of 1st quarter when we all get our reportcards ( or whenever we get progress reports). gan. gtg homeworkin, so dats it 4 2day i guess.

dragonball z sux ass. seriously, this time.

after 9999 weeks of "take this, majinbuu" "hows that, majinbu?" "im still here, majinbu" "how do u lyk that, majinbuu?" "die bu! " " majinbu is still alive" "its not over yet, buu" , i finally came up w/ a conclusion. screw dbz. rurouni kenshin is still kewl, n we also find a few japanese animes to be quite interesting. anywayz, again, dbz sux. y is majinbuu such a big deal? i mean...hez juz dis little (mm not really) pink guy tryin to destroy teh world, n lyk since the 1st day i wuz here ive been watchin those super sayans fighting that pinkish barney lukalike(well not realli, but he does haf a tail rite?) til now. screw dbz. toodles (hey alice,thought u allowed me to use this wordl already).

pikachu, i choose you!

isnt it kindda pathetic when ur abt 2 b a highskul junior n u still watch dat ghetto pokemon show?

yes, thats me, since im lyk stickin onto almost every show on cartoon network (and yes, including powerpuff gurlz) along w/ my bro whoz abt to be a freshy. lol~kao beh. i mean...charmander's kindda cute, squartle is ok (when he's not flipped over), but wuttabout hte rest of them? dat show is wrong. sorry for all teh whining, im outta here, toodles